What is going on here? What excitement, what pulse-quickening drama?  

I love curiosity, and love to spark your sense of intrigue. Perhaps you will  
email me to see about getting some answers to those burning questions.

email: [email protected]
(The fine print: please include at least two references, including their website
URL and email address. Also, a little bit about yourself. I am always pleased
to hear that you think I'm hot, but please try to tell me about yourself -  
general info like approx. age, general line of work, or favorite hobbies...
you get the idea