Are you yearning for some youthful zest and a zipper zone break from the season's zany weather and shopping zoo?

Oh, yes, this zany Yankee has a yen for some yummy zing and a meeting of the ying and yang at the zenith of this year of a yielding zeitgeist (how's that for a tongue twister?

My ultra special December rates are being extended for my familiar friends, taking into consideration the recent unusual weather. I realize that the icy weather last month that kept many of us captive for days and last week's windstorm that has left many people still without any power has made the holiday season even more stressful, and hurt wallets when TLC is needed more than ever. So in the spirit of the season I'm offering the opportunity to take advantage of my rare $160 special rate (for my return clients only) through the first two weeks of January, while new friends are welcome to enjoy a $20 savings off of my usual $220 Ecstatic Hour (190 through the end of December). Yowsa!

yours truly,

Lauren