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Top 10 Ways to Maintain Your Insanity!
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10. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it IN.

9. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

8. Put mosquito netting around your work space an play tropical sounds all day.

7. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name...Rock Hard.

6. Ask people what sex they are then laugh hysterically when they answer.

5. When money comes out of the ATM jump up and down and scream, "I won! I won!"

4. In the memo field of all your checks, write... "For Sexual Favors"

3. Visit the zoo and when leaving, run toward the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, their loose!"

2. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.



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