A prominent Hollywood producer was being ministered to by a
talented provider. She was giving him a total body tongue
job, more commonly known as ' a trip around the world '. At the
same time he was arguing on the telephone with a film director
over a plot twist on a new television movie on which they were
working jointly. The argument got so heated that the provider
looked up from her work and complained, "Damn it, man, I'm
trying to work here! Argue on your own time!"

The producer bellowed into the phone, "We're going to do it my
way!" And then he turned to the girl. "And you...you keep
a civil tongue in my ass!"