My friends, I am nearly at a loss of words (for a change). Ecstatic doesn't even begin to describe this unique thrill, and I salute you all, including, and especially, those that disagree with me but still appreciate and respect my...creativity and "gumption".

 Upon this historic time we are all "Joe the Pooner" (or in my case, "Joe the 'ho") and I have an enticing proposition for you. Personalized economic stimulus packages just waiting to be unwrapped by you, my friends.

Stuff My Ballot Box~ 170  (a $50 savings)

Pull The Lever~ 90       (a $30 savings)


Rejoice in my petite lithe little body (5' 4", 111 lbs, B cup) with purely silky milky white Cleopatra skin, wholly free of tattoos or body piercings. Long lush golden blond hair, and just a touch of make-up to enhance my natural glow.

Available at least 5 days and about 3 or so evenings a week, for outcall within Seattle proper (city of Seattle only, not Sea-tac, eastside, etc. sorry so lame) and some incall between 9:30 am-4 pm. Current incall situation a little wonky a couple more months but doable, contact me for details (and new pics not yet on my site). Email or voice mail only phone, 203.222.3470


cheers!

Lauren

* a word about my site: as is evident, I've been having trouble getting it updated to current events. fortunately my help wasn't needed in that way but I am still frustratd beyond belief at all the technical difficulties and the deceptive, scam artist shill web design and host people I have dealt with. I was fearful that was a bad sign for the election but maybe it means I will finally get someone competent and honest soon!

I'm such a dork, my humble apologies. I think I overcelebrated! It's supposed to be 206, not 203.