If you are just dangling, you should know I have ALL your angles covered!!!

Can’t wait to get you to 180º and cosecant up to your tangent!  Is that a full blown 90º angle I see on the rise?!!!  My my my, interesting things DO happen when you put your adjacent leg over my hypotenuse!

No need to memorize formulas!  I perform all translations of the roots, including French (Je voudrais chatouiller votre tangente!), Russian (Что угол то?) and of course Greek (Θέστε τα πανιά σας αγαπητά!)

I give no homework but proper preparation for class should include references and willingness to work, ummm, HARD!  

Don’t miss this last chance to get a well rounded education !!  I have extended my birthday week tuition special until Sunday!!  (subtract 45 from one hour, 90 min or 2 hour)