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Re:I think Brenda/Vanessa went for that option...teeth_smile
chrissiedahl 4384 reads
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Most assuredly! And this form of plastic surgery is" both painless and 100% perfect work, no residual "ink", prison tats gone, 4 kids, don't let those stretch marks hold back your dance and dash biz!" I am not a provider but, If I could afford the 50USD I'd do a little tune-up, HEHE!!!


        CD

Dear Readers,

For the "search" record:  Vanessa, the hawaiian beauty with ENORMOUS breasts who is now listed on the EP website, was formerly known as Brenda, and has been reviewed under that name here and elsewhere.  She has a rack that will give even the most hardcore ass man BTTV.

The "tommy" photos on the EP site are not completely accurate, she has a tattoo above her breast that seemingly has been airbrushed out or hidden.

Have fun, stay safe, and leave the lights ON!!
Iceman

chrissiedahl5330 reads

A little OT, but I saw the offer of "cleaning" for 50USD extra when you have the "certified, 100% correct photo's " taken. For this price you get "Tats,stretch marks and blah, blah removed". Kewl!!! Truth in advertising?

       Chrissie Dahl

Dear Chrissie and Readers,

Only $50? Such a deal! Clearly they went for the miracle "non-laser" tattoo removal for this image.  My guess is Maya felt that the tat gave too much of a "street" vibe, since it is one of those cursive signature tats.  

Slightly OT again, but reminds me of a time I was at a south Bronx "gentlemen's club".  The music was pumping and the stage was full of gyrating exxxotic dancers.  I was enjoying a very nice dance from an attractive, nubile young woman.  She was a great dancer, with a luscious body, smoldering eyes, and nice face, but I noticed she didn't smile much or speak.  Everything was just oh-so-pleasant until I must have paid her a compliment, or perhaps asked a question, and she finally opened her mouth.  To my shock and dismay, her mouth was entirely filled with gold capped teeth.  Needless to say, this particular look didn't really do it for me.  I kept thinking of Jaws from "Moonraker". I politely tucked a few bills into her g-string and looked forward to the next dancer.  

At any rate, while she may have a undisclosed tat, I can vouch that Brenda/Vanessa does NOT have any gold teeth. LOL.  

Have fun, stay safe, and leave the lights ON!!
Iceman

chrissiedahl4385 reads

Most assuredly! And this form of plastic surgery is" both painless and 100% perfect work, no residual "ink", prison tats gone, 4 kids, don't let those stretch marks hold back your dance and dash biz!" I am not a provider but, If I could afford the 50USD I'd do a little tune-up, HEHE!!!


        CD

Dear Readers,

While we were having a bit of fun at Brenda/Vanessa's expense, surprisingly enough, despite her various aliases, vague agency/indie status, discreetly airbrushed tats and ubiquitous driver/pimp/boyfriend, she is not a "dance and dash", she does provide solid service (see review section).  But in general, IMHO her vibe does tend to be more "street" than some.  For those who know the agencies, consider the fact that she didn't make the cut at EB, but was instead picked up by EP.  

Have fun, stay safe, and leave the lights ON!!
Iceman

chrissiedahl4246 reads

I don't know her, or anything about her. I was just giving a scenario that seemed to fit the ad. It states that all stretch marks and tats can be removed. Please accept that I didn't mean anyone in particular, or to imply that she was anything less than professional.
       
              CD

Paint Shop Pro 7.0 will clean ANYTHING!
Also try Adobe Photo shop

But Fireworks is the best!
Simply use your cloning tool and match the skin tone.  I would also advice that you blend the pixel range.

Be safe, be cool.
Mr. Green Eyes

-- Modified on 7/1/2001 9:36:14 AM

chrissiedahl3523 reads

Thanks for the info, my brother is a graphics guy but neglected to help me on this one!

           Chrissie

Yes this lady is special.  

Not only is she well endowed but you'll find that her height and complexion are also very erotic.  
 I personally did not find the tattoos to be all that distracting so I was a little surprised to see them “brushed” out of the photos.

Be safe, be cool

Mr. Green Eyes

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