Dear Readers,

At a recent studio incall session, I noticed many of her gifts in little piles here and there, candles, boxes of chocolates, teddy bears, bouquets, etc.  Usually providers put gifts away, in order to preserve the fantasy, but seeing the variety of gifts made me think.  What makes for a good gift?

More than anything, it's the thought that counts, but based on what I saw, I think that we can probably do a little better.  Here's a few thoughts on getting more mileage out of your gift giving:

Chocolates/sweets:  A traditional romantic gesture, but unless you know she is a chocoholic, probably a bad idea.   Providers (and women in general) are usually trying to watch their figures. A giant sampler from Fanny Farmer will go in a pile, closet, or the circular file.  If you must, go with a dainty little box of delights.  Verdict: Unless you want her to do something interesting with it during the session, avoid.

Flowers: Also traditional, and always safe, but not too imaginative.  Depending on her popularity she may have more than she knows what to do with.  Try for something more lasting, if possible. Verdict: The classic fallback.

Teddy bears, stuffed animals:  Cute touch, shows your sensitivity and warm BFE qualities,  but it's unlikely that she is going to sleep with it, and won't have much use for it unless she has children, or is just into collectibles.  If you must, at least go for a name like Gund or Steiff, that might have some value later on.  Stay away from stuffed animals sold in floral shops. Verdict: Marginal

Candles:  Easy, quick, always classy, will be used. These work well in most cases, and are easy to find, although she might have quite a collection at this point.   Most effective if she does incall, and burns through a lot.  For an outcall provider, less impact. Verdict: A good bet.

Lotions, oils, soaps, shampoos, body washes: Nice, as they will be used, and she'll remember you.  Stick with nice brands from boutiques.  A bottle of Suave from Safeway isn't going to cut it here.  Oils are nice, if she uses them during her sessions. Verdict: A good bet

Perfume:  Unless you know what she wears, and you know she wears it well (i.e she doesn't bathe in it), please stay away.  In general, perfume/cologne use should be discouraged in this hobby (and the world in general) as far as I'm concerned. Verdict: Avoid.  

Lingerie: Always appropriate.  Unlike buying lingerie for your wife or GF, this isn't just for you.  Having nice undergarments is important for her business, she needs "work wear".  Stick with something from Victoria's Secret or a department store that has a return policy.  That way she can always exchange it for a different size/style.  Verdict: A good bet

Jewelry: Very nice, but pricier, and tougher to pull off.  If you already know her well, you might have some idea of her style. This helps.  Is she alternative? Sophisticated? Businessy? Girl next door? Find items that fit her look.  A woman who sports multiple tattoos, piercings, and has a chain between her clit ring and nipple ring  isn't going to get much use out of a string of pearls. (Again, unless you want her to do something interesting with it during the session.) Jewelry is a tough one for first-timers, better for regulars.  Verdict: Riskier, but fantastic if she likes it.

Sex Toys: Also a better choice for regulars.  Until you get to know her better, this is a high risk gift.  If you meet her for the first time and whip out a 15" black rubber cock without giving her notice, don't expect to use it.  You might get some laughs, but just as likely you will make her uncomfortable.  However, if you're asking her to use it on you, I'm sure she'd be more than happy to oblige. BOHICA, baby. Verdict: Tread carefully.

Clothing: As with jewelry, it helps to have an idea of her style.  Stick with an exchangeable item.  Verdict: Great for regulars

Bed & Bath: Towels, robes, picture frames, clocks, artwork can all make great gifts.  Verdict: Safe, reliable but not very romantic.

Gift Certificates: When in doubt, a gift certificate always works.  Here's a good one, an hour GC at a nice spa.  GC's show that you at least thought about it, but doesn't show quite as much effort.  Verdict: A great standby.

Use your creativity, and if you are a regular, keep your eyes and ears open for things she might want or need.  If you notice she doesn't have music during hotel sessions, a nice portable CD player might make a great gift.  You needn't have seen her, if you follow her reviews you can get ideas.  For example, if a review says she showed up in old cotton "Hanes-for-women" undies, some fancy new lingerie likely would be much appreciated.  However, don't take this too far.  Showing up with a day-planner because she always no-shows isn't the idea here, or if she tends to short people on time, don't bring a large face AM/FM clock radio.

Have fun, stay safe, and leave the lights ON!!
Iceman