Advice for first timer

My wife doesn't understand me (neither did the first two).

I'm thinking about finding a new hobby, how long can you really keep playing golf?

I like petite blondes 'cause I'm kinda on the small side myself (if you know what I mean).  All 3 of my wives have been small/petite blondes, some people say they look like sisters (guess I like being a one-woman man even when I'm changing women).

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated