Entirely revised web page and new pictures coming in the next few weeks.
Well, I thought I would come out of the low-profile wood work to gleefully announce that I have finally had enough artificial sex with my doctor to result in a normal healthy baby girl (yes a girl! A dream come true). She is due in late June. Luckily my pregnancy thus far has been entirely uneventful, no sickness, no food aversions or cravings. The only things worth reporting are my normal distaste for the smell of tobacco has only heightened, as has my dislike for the whammy in perfume/cologne, the occasional slight headache, the need to pee every twenty minutes, and, oh maaan can I take a nap.
Being so trim and fit, I began feeling her movements a few weeks ago, and what an interesting sensation those early flutters were… Well, fit women do not conceal pregnancy long, outside of our apparel that is… and, if I say so myself, it is such a very cute tight little distention.
Having played it predominately ‘safe’ over my tenure within the ‘adult entertainment’ forum, I am lucky to say all of my maternal testing has come out positively glorious (even the genetic portion… whew hew, I am a FINE genetic specimen *tee hee*). Ladies you think they test you for a lot when you are engaged in the ‘adult entertainment’ business… it at the very least quadruples when you are pregnant! You are tested for yeasts, bacteria, viruses, antibodies, etc. I was unaware of. And here is the scary part, many of those are so called ‘sexually’ (and I use that word so very loosely) transmittable (another loosely used descriptive word), and are “common.”
So here is the reality of things, NO MATTER who you are, whether male or female, how long I have known you, or what activity we engage in, if you, I, or the both, or all (*wink*), of us are nude in one another’s presence, WE WILL be playing it anal retentively safe through the balance of this pregnancy. Do not fret, I shall guide us with my ever loving doting pornographic nature. Will you notice a slight difference, yes, will it be cold and obvious, hell, you know me, of course it shall not. And, as always, if you have questions, ASK! I have said this thousands of times, in every situation life presents me, “Communication is key, and knowledge is everything!”
This is an experience of a life time for me, and my libido has done nothing but heighten as this pregnancy progresses, I want to be doted upon and let my ever growing already nurturing self ooze out all over the place.
