What is Turkey you may ask?
Why.....that's where I sit on your face and.....

.....you Gobble like crazy!!!

Anybody wanna play?

I've decided that just because Thanksgiving is but one day a year..... There is no good reason why I can't play Turkey on any of the other 364 !!

60 minutes of my time = 220 (regularly 250)
30 minutes of my time = 140 (regularly 160)

I am available in Marysville M-F and do generally book up a day in advance.
I only visit with 2, maybe 3, Gents a day.
I am not McSluts.
Let the young ones abuse their Girlie Places with "Open All Night" Drive-Thru Service.
Wouldn't you prefer an aged-to-perfection, Grade A, Gourmet experience to an Underdone Pup-Burger anyway?

If you're looking for a vacuous, empty-headed, Barbie-Doll, spinner type.....
do yourself a favor and pass on by, I am NOT the Gal for you.
No spinner here and Barbie lives in Malibu!
I am a real Woman, I have real Curves and I earned every dangerous one!
I'm 42 and a size 14, I'm not going on a diet anytime soon
or making a pact with any ethereal entities to hang on to my youthful looks!
And.....yes.....I really am a Grandmother!

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