Alac and alas... I have reached out to three providers by TER and email over the last few days and not received any contact whatsoever.  I knew I should have put more deodorant on my profile.

I can only assume there must be a unicorn convention in town and my meagre requests for companionship lacked the necessary magic and gravitas.

Should anyone become available tonight or even tomorrow, (preferably tonight) I would LOVE to hear from you.

Until then dear ladies.