A woman had been away for two days in another town. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by saying, “Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your room and Daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got in to your bed and then Daddy got on top of her-“
The woman held up her hand. “Don’t say another word. Wait till you father comes home, and then I want you to tell him exactly what you just told me.”
Later when the father walked into the house, his wife said, “I’m leaving you. I’m packing now and then I’m going for good.”
“Why?” asked the startled father.
“Go ahead Timmy,” she said. “Tell Daddy just what you told me.”
“Well,” Timmy said, I was playing in your bedroom closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and then they did just what you did with Uncle John when Daddy was away last summer.”  xoxo Georgia Peach


-- Modified on 10/23/2003 4:43:19 AM