This girl has one recent review which is either bogus or the gentleman misplaced his glasses. Pictures on her website portray a very hot blond, fashion model class. On the "about" page, a pair of hot green eyes stares at you. Now if you're wondering why the face is scratched all over I'll tell ya. She ain't the one in those pictures, neither is that pair of green eyes. I wouldn't even call it close. She's much shorter than the pics suggest, somewhat thicker and looks older than pics (about right for a 30 year old she says she is). Face is very average if not below average. To call the figure hot would be pushing it. I cannot but wonder who wrote all the raving reviews on one of the local forums, since none of them is a true reflection of her physique.

The only true thing about her is that she is a real nice girl, sensual and a good provider. For that, I give her all the credit she deserves (still not enough to justify the $$$$$ donation). But let's use one word for her pics, the only one that is accurate - fake.

I know that advertising sometimes crosses boundaries of acceptable, but in this business it has direct impact on one's credibility. So, why use false advertising when you can build a solid customer base with the quality of service? Post your own pics, let people come to you after they hear you're a good provider, and leave the bait and switch techniques for cheap CL girls and crappy agencies.

Although this is subjective, my rating would be:
Appearance 5, performance 8.

Oh, and one more thing - if anyone knows who those pics really belong to, I'd die to meet her. The money is not an issue. See for yourselves:
http://www.alana-yourdreamgirl.com/slideshow_flash1.html
http://www.alana-yourdreamgirl.com/slideshow_flash.html

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I want everyone to know this is not even a client of mine.  It is a guy I dated and we broke up and now he is trying to ruin my reputation.
Max- knock if off.  This is a real business for me.  I support my family this way.  Stop trying to ruin my life!  It's over.  Leave me alone.  Remember Max, What comes around goes around. You lying to people and saying that my pictures are not real is a bald face lie.  You even took some of those pictures Max!
I wish I could sue you for slander.  And dephishion of character. ( I no I spelled that wrong)
For those of you who know me, you know those pictures are all real.  
For those of you who don't I have a guarantee of.....
**my pictures are 100% me, if you don't agree, then you get ALL services free. Including FS.
I am a regular provider on TRB.  I have reviews. All positive, confirming that the picks are real and even that I am prettier than the pictures.
I have been an established provider for going on 3 years.  Here are just a couple of my reviews from TRB.  Feel free to investigate all of them.
http://www.thereviewboard.net/forum/posts/226838.html
http://www.thereviewboard.net/forum/posts/227036.html

Max is a fake.  Just trying to cause problems and trouble for me.  I am sorry for his immaturity.
With lots of love and real sincerity,  Alana, your dream girl.

http://www.alana-yourdreamgirl.com

Where did you come up with the ex-boyfriend story? I never dated you. I was one of your clients that fell for your cute web site and pics that I have no idea where you took them from.

The simple truth in this business that everyone knows is - girls that look like the one in the pictures you post cost a lot more, several times more. If the pics look TGTBT they are. I have not said anything bad about you as a provider, on the contrary. Read my entire post. If I really intended to "ruin your reputation", it would have been bad from the beginning to the end. I am just telling the truth. Those who fell for your fake pics like I did, know what I'm talking about. Show  your face if this is really you.

Max, knock it off!!!
Everyone who see's me from now on and who has already seen me is laughing at you right now or is gona be laughing at you.  Your making yourself look like a dumb ass.  Because everyone know's that the pic's are me.  All they have to do is come visit me Max-you dumbass!!   Don't dig yourself in deeper into a lie you can't prove Max.  Anyone who knows me knows they are ALL me.  You can't deni a real picture of myself you stupid ass.  Your just trying to stop future clients from seeing me and ultimatly trying to mess my money up.  Well I am not going to let you Max and I don't believe that these gentlemen are dumb enough to fall for your false accusations. This is clearly a personal vendetta. Stop causing drama for me.  Leave me alone or I will get a restraining order on your ass.  I know that's you who keeps calling me and driving by my house. Just stop!!!!
As I have stated before again and again and in all my adds for the last 2 years.
For future clients:
The pictures are 100% real, if anyone disagree's,
all services will be free. Including F/S

I haven't seen Alana but all reviews on the Seattle board are positive and indicate the pictures are accurate.

Since you have 48 reviews under your belt, why don't you go see her and report back? Why even bother entering the discussion if you don't have any first hand experience to offer? I have seen her, you have not.

I can only offer one possible alternative explanation - unless she lent her phone to someone else the day I saw her, I have no doubt in my mind that the person that I saw is not the person in the pictures or the pictures are 10 years old and some disaster happened to her since.

The girl is obviously paranoid about ex-boyfriend and other crap. I have nothing to do with it, otherwise I would not have said anything positive about her, at all. Go read my entire post. I just don't like when girls post fake pics, that's all.

I still challenge her to show her face like so many established providers do. Scratching the face on those pics is pathetic, silly and amateurish. A girl who intentionally does not wish to show her face would have her pictures taken professionally in such a way that face does not have to be shown. I can give you many examples of such providers. But the pics in question here are very professionally done and to spend that kind of time and money to have them taken, and then take a silly amateurish Photoshop tool to scratch the facial features... C'mon... think. Use your big head, not the little one.

maxxx,

is it a possibility that you met up with her former partner BROOKLYN?

sg

That one looks hot, I mean pics are hot. Scratched face... Don't like that.

Listen, it's a common practice among well established providers to update their pics every once in a while. Why not ask Alana to do the same? No scratched face, no amateurish stuff. Nice professional pics, with a hint of a face. That is a good way to prove that she is who she is. Just look at any major city and those providers, you'll see what I mean.

Everyone!!! Max was my so called boyfriend trying to be my pimp and I left him.
He said I would never work again.  He is causing so many problems for me.

And if for some crazy chance your not.
Then you did not see me.  I want to ask you to come over On Monday and confirm that I am or not the girl in the picture that you had a date with.  If I am the girl in the picture (inwhich you obviously did not have an appointment with.) I owe you nothing.  If you say I'm not the girl in the picture and that I did go out with you. I will give you $100.  

As you gentlemen know I have every right to be as discrete as I want to be. Not showing your face is common in this industry.
My family is very well known in this community.  I cannot reveal my identity. And I never will for there sake. NEVER!!!
Again all pictures are REAL!!!  He commented on my eye pictures.  Wait til you gentlemen really do see those eyes in person. They will melt your heart and raise your blood pressure!! Along with the rest of my perfect 10 body.

Thank you Max for all the publicity.  It is actually helping me.  I have been having lots of appointments since you posted this.  And every single gentleman has said I was right and your an idoit.  
So haha - in your face.  It's backfiring on your ass.

Anyone who see's this post I will offer a 30% discount off any package for anyone who wants to come and see for themselves. And I will offer fbst for 150 for 1 hr. When you call mention that you read this thread!!!!
xoxoxoxo Love Alana

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Here are my eyes!!!  "ALANA SKYLAR"


And here's a pic of my ass!!
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w244/ALANA_YOURDREAMGIRL/wow.jpg


http://alana.yourdreamgirl.com

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Girls that look like those in the pics on your website, don't ever offer discounts, especially not anything for 150/h. I've seen such girls, too. Couple of G's and we can talk... Been there, done that, know the business inside and out.

Sorry, I incited your paranoia, but I'm not your ex and not a pimp. Just an honest ex-customer. A lot of guys probably feel embarrassed after seeing you and realizing that they got fooled by those pics, but sex with you is fine, and that part I don't have a problem with. Just the pics. I can even recommend you, here: Guys, if you'd like a good fuck, she's fine, but if you expect to see the hottie whose pics she posted, get real and forget about it.

BTW, you only have one (1) single TER review. Where are all those guys who claim you really look like your pics? I have every reason to suspect that several of the reviews on one of the local Seattle forums are either fake or inaccurate.

Finally, you never answered this question directly - why invest so much in such great professional photos and then scratch the facial features like a 10 year old kid did the photo editing? Why not use more sophisticated, but still simple blur feature or similar? What kind of professional or even not too professional photographer would do something like that? And where exactly were those pics taken? City, neighborhood, major cross streets?

Max your nothing but a joke!!!
I was too classy for you!
That's why your haten.  Go get a life.

Alana, I'm the one who posted your review on TER and this guy is full of shit. I've tried to see you again more than once, but you seem to be rather busy. Don't believe this BS, gentlemen, Alana is plenty hot and I'll see her again anytime I can get ahold of her.

1. TER lists hundreds of genuine, legit and high quality providers (with real and frequently updated pics). Some of the hottest ones sometimes go for as much as 1-2K/hour, even more. Well known providers have established themselves over the years and some of these ladies have dozens or even hundreds of reviews. After all the years in business Alana has a single one. And now that one comes to her defense. Credible, no doubt.

2. This thread did not start to discuss whether Alana is hot or not. After all, "hot" is extremely subjective. What may look hot to you, may not be hot for me at all. But it is a general consensus that a girl as hot as the pics on Alana's site could easily cost you a couple of thousand, forget about discounts for 150/h. Silly for anyone who's been hobbying for more than a few weeks or months. Not to mention that a girl looking like that would be an instant star with dozens of reviews and would become the talk of the town. In my years of hobbying, I had a chance to either personally see or hear about, probably not more than 2-3 such ladies, and these are typically well known from coast to coast. As a rule, girls with such looks mostly work with high end clients and through agents or agencies for 5-10 times what Alana charges. Go, look at those pics again and think about it.

3. I never questioned her qualities as a provider, but it is conveniently ignored. Read what I said about that and ask yourself a simple question - do you really think that some loony ex pimp/boyfriend would have anything nice to say?

4. What I have a problem with and what this thread is about is someone manipulating someone else's (or less likely own, 10 years old) highly professional photos in such an amateurish way, never attempting to explain why with facts, but with four letter vocabulary. This thread is getting old and I have no intention to continue. For those who are able to read and understand, I said everything there is to be said. Go back and read every post in this thread and try to answer the questions that I've asked. It's that simple. Then read Alana's "facts" and discussion (with not a single specific answer). No wonder this business thrives, because it lives from suckers who are so horny or dumb to fall for any bait and switch trick there is. The purpose of forums such as this one is to debunk such nonsense and direct hobbyists towards the truthful information. And that includes truthful photos.

Over and out.

Once again, you're stepping into it, huh? Not satisfied with Vegas, eh?

Firstly, the local boards in Seattle are actually better sources than TER is for info. There isn't much justification to spend $20 a month for stuff you can find out about the Pacific Northwest for free, ya know? This is also true for Spokane, Portland and Vancouver BC, and it's why there's not a lot of action on this board outside of provider ads. Free and local trumps not-free and national, in this case.

Secondly, there are a number of posts about Alana about "gee, her mailbox is full", and a number of reviews by well-established posters who would know if person does not match the pictures. Hmmm, does THAT sound like bait/switch?

Third, she's charging pretty high prices for Seattle. $$$$$ is high end (average for very solid agencies there is $$$-$$$.5). Ya think someone might notice being charged $$$$$ for someone who doesn't match the pictures?

Finally, maxxx... you know, you COULD post your review over on that other board. Doesn't cost you anything. Oh, right, I forget, you don't post reviews. Never mind.

Look, I may be a poster child for the man you'd love to hate, but I happen to be in NW a lot and saw this girl. You have NOT. Go see her and then come back with your rant. You have absolutely no evidence to contradict me. You are coming with some BS hypothesis and no first hand experience. What are you really trying to prove here?

Her pics are fake and I stand by it. I don't care what an average $$$ for Seattle is, I'm talking about first hand experience. Show me an example of a classy, model-like provider in any city that does some of the most professional pics there are, then scratches the face like some dumb kid? Several G's for the photo shoot and then $5 touch up? Laughable. C'mon, get real and leave me alone unless you have something concrete to offer in this case.

Dear Mr Maxxx: Saw her yesterday, the pictures are, of her and besides that, they do not do her justice. She is a sweet, caring lady to all who see her, with you as a very loud, arrogant, and ignorant exception!!!!

150 massage and 30% discount expires August 5th.

A note for  the REAL MAX.
ALANA is smoking HOT and some loser is stealing my name.
Cheers MAXORCE

Thank you gentlemen for vouching for me. And Thank you to all of you who called me to give me those encouraging pep talks, and to reassure me that I was believed, not Max about this thread.
And last, thank you to those of you who stopped by to meet me in the last couple of weeks. (All confirming that the pics were real!) xoxoxo

Notice Max69 does not want to meet up to confirm that it is really me or not.  I figured NOT!
That's cause he really is full of crap.
Your antic didn't work this time Max.

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