That's nice... but doesn't quinch my thirst way down here in south central California Guess I'll just have to take my ol' arse up to Portland for a few days. I think you just might be worth the trip!
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Guess I'll just have to take my ol' arse up to Portland for a few days. I think you just might be worth the trip!