Hello there,
 Ava Hunter here.. and this would be only the second time I've ever posted on this board... you'll be hearing alot more from me
in the future!! Here's a little funny to brighten up your day!!
   HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
 Ava Hunter
"The Huntress"
Subject: HOW TO COOK A TURKEY


                                         
Throw out the cookbook!  Here's the recipe

   
    Step 1:  Go buy a turkey

    Step 2:  Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR Jack Daniels

    Step 3:  Put turkey in the oven

    Step 4:  Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

    Step 5:  Set the degree at 375 ovens

    Step 6:  Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

    Step 7:  Turn oven the on

    Step 8:  Take 4 whisks of drinky

    Step 9:  Turk the bastey

    Step 10:  Whiskey another bottle of get

    Step 11:  Stick a turkey in the thermometer

    Step 12:  Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

    Step 13:  Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

    Step 14:  Take the oven out of the turkey

    Step 15:  Take the oven out of the turkey

    Step 16:  Floor the turkey up off of the pick

    Step 17:  Turk the carvey

    Step 18:  Get yourself another scottle of botch

    Step 19:  Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

    Step 20:  Bless the saying, pass and eat out


    Have a GREAT Thanksgiving
    everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!