Iceman is NOT who he purports to be.

He is good looking, kind, nice and alot of fun to be with !  He does NOT wear 6 inch platforms NOR does he wear extensive makeup!

I have this information from a VERY reliable and HAPPY lady !  

And a big thank you for the thoughtful gift that you brought her which she sports proudly.

The only downside to her & my conversation is that i had to relay the "bad" reputation that you have managed to acquire ...

It was quite baffling to her ... perhaps you have multiple personalities??????

LOL

My suggestion is that you change your handle to "soft serve" ...

You are by far, the client of the year !  which of course comes with a huge discount (which we have discussed) !

XXOO
maya

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Dearest Sweetcheeks Maya,

Wow, thank you for the kind words. I tried to come up with one of my typical responses, cynical, sarcastic, wise-ass, arrogant etc. but I couldn't.  You're just TOO NICE! LOL.

As far as the undeserved bad reputation, that is a long story, that few can even recall.  But know this, none of the "bad rep" I've managed to acquire has come from poor session behavior, EVER. It has all been reaction to my reviews, posts and opinions on the boards (and my attire at the Valentine's soiree).

I believe you and I are both more similar than we'd like to admit.  We both have strong opinions and we aren't afraid to voice them.  Sometimes that rubs people the wrong way.  I'm glad you have a good sense of humor can have fun with it.  THANK YOU!!!

I really do appreciate your good faith efforts to provide a reliable solid service, and I most certainly will be in touch to take you up on your generous offer.  Now bend over. LOL.

Have a great weeked, babe.

Melting in your mouth,
Soft Serve