A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour
shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a thermometer out of
her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and
without missing a beat, says:

"Well, that's great....that's just great....
some asshole's got my pen!"

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