any of those Shen Yun girls offer assistance in relaxation while they are in town.

Surely, all that flexibility must be put to good use!

As a former ballet dancer, I can say with almost certainty that whenever they're not onstage they are either in training, rehearsing, or asleep. Such is the life of a professional dancer. Now, if you would like someone with balletic flexibility (although somewhat less freakishly so) and time to spare... I'm here until the 1st!
xo,
Ernestin