STAY CLEAR OF PARIS de Nuits-RIP-OFF!!!!

Thanks for the reminder.  I had tried to review an experience a while back and somehow it never got approved.  I'll cut and paste from my unpublished review to share with my bro's.  What a nightmare...

This is absolutely the worst experience I've ever had. The worst. Oh, I'm pretty sure she changes her name for every client. And for good reason. Read on:
Went in and this French woman acted as if I was interrupting her closing up shop (it was only 5pm). Went in, and she proceeded to do the typical French bad attitude stuff, cold ice queen bitchy. It's your worst stereotype, my apologies to any french people.

$75 for back only massage. $300 for front and back. Plus you tip. What for? You see the fuzzy wallpaper? You know what kind of place this is, right? Sounds promising. Tip $$$.

5 minutes of the most lame backrub I've ever experienced, all the while she's going on about American men. Blah blah.

Okay time's up. You have to finish. You look like you need this. She puts my hand on my dick. I feel like an idiot. Start jacking a bit, enough to pass the LE test, and get bored. And stop. Maybe you could help me a little?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? THAT IS PROSTITUTION!? I AM NOT THIS KIND OF PERSON, I DO NOT DO THESE THINGS!?

Wow. I'm pretty disappointed here.

YOU MISUNDERSTAND. I GET YOU A TOWEL. BE RIGHT BACK.

Don't bother. I'm out of here. Then I go down the block to an AMP and have a wonderful time.

Horrible, horrible, horrible.