I'm seeing my first client tonight. He wants some stripper role play (lots of embarrassment potential there).
So i'll come back and post tomorrow!

I now have experiences:

Doing a strip tease and tripping over you legs and falling into your gentleman's lap. (it was cute)
Having your legs over his shoulder and knee-ing yourself in the head. (wtf)
Freaking out that you can't find you panties...only to realize you have them on. (kill me now).

Yeah....good times.

I was meeting a new client downstairs and 2 gents were waiting.
The first gent came to me like he knew me so I gave him a hug and said "so glad to finally meet you"

Then I see the other gents waving at me like "no no no, its me"

HOW AWKWARD!!!

I was mortifie! Both of them were waiting for a girl I guess!
I had to explain the first one it was a mistake and left with the other one...
Horrible, we did laugh if off but man, just awkward beyond words.

My Wardrobe Malfunction

I was walking through the lobby of a classy hotel, having just visited a client. As I walked by the lobby bar, all eyes were on me - or at least I felt that way as my stockings chose that moment to fall down around my ankles.  Apparently I had forgotten to attach the garters as I got dressed!

You can be sure that is the last time I have gotten dressed that quickly. LOL! But really, you ladies know how it is when you are walking through the lobby. It's hard to not feel conspicuous; just try having your  stockings around your ankles!

What did I do? I grabbed a hapless bellboy and made him stand there as a screen while I took my shoes off and removed my stockings, and stuffed them in my purse. I was mortified, but also saw the humor in the situation and couldn't help but laugh at my own folly.

It's not as hilarious a story as my girlfriend who, flying somewhere for an appointment, decided to get something out of the overhead compartment. You know the "contents may have shifted" speech? Yeah, well her bag had definitely shifted, and when she opened the compartment, an explosion of condoms in different sizes and colors came raining down from above. Yes, the other passengers snickered as they helped her gather them back up. God!

Thanks Juls - great thread.

I will be the first hobbyist to post on this thread, yay!

So my experience dates back many years when numerous Asian Massage Parlours (AMP) operated semi openly in The City.  Veterans (if there are any on the SF TER board) will recall names like Lee's, Suk Hee, Golden Flower, etc.  Most now gone, but that is a story for another time.

Anyways, during one of our Indian Summer heat waves, I felt the urge and went to my favorite AMP.  This being San Francisco, few places have air conditioning so it was hot inside, and I dont mean the ladies.  I spotted a girl I had seen about 3 or 4 times before and we went up to the next available massage room.  She was complaining about it being hot and I agreed.  I didn't think much about it as I was laying on the massage table and she was working my back.  Then she said "Its too hot, I am going to open the door a bit."  

Now, you may think, what is the big deal with that?  Well, most of the now long gone Asian massage parlours have a long hall way, and along this hallway are the individual massage rooms.  My room happened to be the very first one that masseuses and clients would pass on their way down the hall to an available room.  

So I am laying there buck nekkid while my masseuse is working on on my back, thinking that she just opened the door a crack.  Then I hear, a female laughing as she passes by the room.  A few minutes later,  another female voice laughing as she also passes by.  This time, my masseuse says something back to her.  I look over and the door to the room is completely open for all to see me and my naked ass while they pass by.  So much for privacy!

I wasn't really happy about that, but my ATF made it up to me and she did close the door before the good stuff started

*please save any comments about asians massage places and trafficking for another thread, thanks