OK, maybe not right NOW, since I do ask for a couple hours' lead time, but you know what I mean...

Are you feeling a little stressed out lately?

I offer my own brand of "stress management" that your HMO doesn't cover, but I work faster than Prozac with no uncomfortable side-effects!

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