A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't
know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked
under the sheets as her husband undresses in the
darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be
reassuring." My darring," he whispers,"I know dis your
firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I
give you anything you want, I do anything - juss
anything you want. You juss ask... So... Whatchu
want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and
worldly, which he hopes will
impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly
whispers back, "I want to try something I have heard
about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her:

"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?

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