So, I'm watching a French DVD entitled "Romance" right now and so far, it's got some GREAT lines in it.  These lines are so great, they've inspired me to start this thread.

What are some great lines you've heard in some movies?

Here is the one, from "Romance", that "did it" for me:

"Why do men who disgust us (women) understand us better than those who appeal to us?"

Peace...

Business is like shitting; smoothness is important.

"Home for the Holidays"  Opinions are like assholes - everyone has one and everyone thinks everybody else's stinks!   "Dr. Strangelove"  Gentlemen you can't fight in here - this is the WAR ROOM!

There are so many

Will Smith in "Independence Day" when he punches the alien "welcome to earth!"  

The great line in "Jaws"..."we need a bigger boat"

The gal receiving DATY in "Deep Throat"....."mind if I smoke while you eat?"

And too many to list by Clint Eastwood