I grew up with movies showing beautiful women women shopping with mature, kind, successful men. Breakfast At Tiffanies, the Pretty Women Shopping scenes (both first and second) and of course Reese Witherspoon being surprised at Tiffany's by Patrick Dempsey in Sweet Home Alabama. I'd always wanted to be that man, well dressed in a nice suit, watching, smiling, laughing, basking in a warm glow of making someone happy as beautiful women picks out new clothes, shoes, jewelry and a car.  
 
Now that I have, for the first and last time in my life, a little money available to play with, I'd like to make my fantasy come true. Here's how it would work  
 
Morning (say 8:00) - a leisurely but focused and luxurious breakfast at your five star hotel while we map out the day  
9:30-5:00 PM - hit as many super high end boutiques as we can plus some time at the high end department stores (Saks, and Barney's come to mind) fill in the blanks. You can, of course, pick boutiques but I'm thinking the very best Akris, Loro Piana, Georgio Armani, Oscar de la Renta  
5:00-6:30PM We have to go to Tiffany's and buy a few stunning pieces.  
7:00PM We hit the BMW dealership and I buy you a 5 Series. Please note I'll pay cash but it will be registered in your name so you'll need to provide ID to the dealership and probably insurance proof. They come with a five year all inclusive warranty but you will be on your own for gas and so on. Also, I'd ask you to accept what they have on hand so even if it's not exactly your color, please take it  
9:00PM A late steak dinner, a few drinks and we hug good bye  
 
Budget:  
Companionship and Expenses for the day: $15,000  
Boutiques and department store shopping: $50,000  
Tiffany's: $30,000  
BMW: $65,000  
Misc spending money for you: $10,000  
Note: If we have budget left over, we could donate that to a charity or if you prefer, you could receive it as cash to use later.  
 
I'm looking for someone with classic beautify, who would know how to make me feel good while watching you spend. You also need to be comfortable in extremely high-end shopping situations and know what you want. To fit the most clothes possible, Audrey Hepburn like proportions preferred, but certainly not required. You should also have your sizes memorized. I'd also like your permission to take a few selfies of us over the course of the day as we shop, but will promise to keep private.  
 
I know shopping can be hard work, mentally and physically, and I don't have all the budget I'd like. But I'd be so grateful if someone could make my dreams come true!  
 
If interested, please feel free to PM me or reply to this thread anytime today (4/1).

It was believable until you mentioned a bmw. Who would want that piece of p**p car?

Deal?

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You are too generous and I don't want to take advantage!

Happy April's Fool, Mr. GoogleWasMyIdea. Good one.  
XO

This gif made me cringe a little... and even before I saw the guy's face! (lol)  

Im located in bay area california.4159384886
Text me if interested.

Hi and thanks for the interest!