And just for the laughs...

This is what the mum says:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith"

 
There's been some speculation to the authenticity of this viral picture as the  handwriting is too perfect for a young girl who draws with stick figures, but still it is really funny.

Even in our own celebration we get short changed...

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