I was reading some of the reviews and this really cracks me up...and I can't stop LMAO....

"This woman will turn your face into a well-worn bicycle seat if you aren't careful"

So are you saying all you have to do to get us guys to stop thinking about sex is bring a few beers? That imported beer was great, but it didn’t work. I’m still thinking about sex, and I won’t be satisfied until I taste some Ä°stanbul delights