and this is really embarrassing for me. Would you consider coming to my place for a get acquainted drink? We could talk about life, all the insane people on this crazy planet, what we're doing here and where we're going and then we could screw.
So many of the ads I read are so very contrived that I just roll my eyes and think, "Do you think that is really going to happen. Are you REALLY that type of girl?" I mean they are downright insulting to my intelligence and to others, I am sure.
Yours, on the other hand was great, inviting, refreshing and forthright. Thank you!
Oh fuck, you forgot to use "baby" somewhere. What a disappointment!
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