Back when I was in high school (the first time bell bottoms were in fashion) it wasn't uncommon to go out on a date with a young woman and end up hard as a rock but with no release.  Well, no release except for Rosie Palmer.

30+ years later, here I am again thanks to the wonders of modern chemistry. I'm standing at attention, ready to go, only this time my date cancelled.

Unfortunately old reliable Rosie doesn't have the same appeal as "she" did when I was 16.

So what's a horny middle aged guy to do?


I'm open to suggestions...