so there i was trying to get some change from my purse when i find an old pack of poprocks,

they were delicous. I washed them down with coca cola and didnt even burp.

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any special on that?

Well, I do also bake delicous pumpkin cookies with a ginger glaze scary face ...very halloween




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Does that price include the famous dry cowgirl?

Okay, can someone tell me where i can find a glossary of terminology? FBSM i can understand but BDSM....not sure? Help please!

one time in band camp I had a hole in my underwear and when I went to see how big it was my finger slipped right through the hole and ended up in my ......

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I also groom dogs as well as doing flow charts for the Kevin Bacon game.


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The profession you have isn't one that demands very much respect, so its almost funny to hear a girl list all her qualifications as a sex worker, phone sex operator, stripper (intercourse included or not) as reasons to respect her and look up to her.  Congratulations on your resume.  

I agree with you that the guys who expect fluid swapping are a danger to this hobby and should be publicly embarrased for what they do.  Nearly every girl I've met from here has told me that guys offer them hundreds more to have unprotected sex.  Every single girl.  Rather than listing how many sex jobs you've had as some sort of peculiar way to demand respect and admiration from these guys, just tell them they're idiots if they want to put themselves and others at risk of diseases.  

Im sure ill get flamed on this post but im in a bad mood today so I don't care

First of all... CALM DOWN! I only made a joking remark. You are right, though, I do think little of the strippers, nude models and phone sex girls you've mentioned. However, I would be out of line if I elaborated, so I'll just leave it at that. You shouldn't be bothered so easily, though; after all, you're a highly successful and prosperous individual, you put both of your daughters through school (wonder what happend to their dad), and you've been part of a very well reverend profession for many years. A profession in which body fluids are never exchanged -- those damn body fluids! So please don't take my silly remarks so personally.
Pecker

This person is a complete A-hole.  Obviously loves the phrase "Duck here come more donuts".

If staff reviews all the posts by onemorepecker, you will find them very inflammatory - toward everyone.  Isn't this some type of violation?  Can we all vote this jerk off our island?

I have checked MistressM (Melissa when doing a massage) out from several angles.  Believe me guys, she has a great reputation fro her clients and is a real winner.  Though I have tried a few times to set up an appointment with her, we've never been able to connect.
M, if you're reading this, I' would like very much to take you up on your generous offer!  My VIP is expired, so I don't know if I can PM you.  If I can't I'll email you.  
(LJ) aka alarmin1

Mistress M....thats the best bit of writing I've seen on here in a long time.....

an over cooked turd on dry toast. You have me mistaken with soemone else

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OOHHH MY CARBUNCLES HURT

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You always were a shameless harlot. It's too bad you never grew your hair back out after that unfortunate barb que accident ut you can at least wear a wig and use a pencil to draw in those eyebrows you don't have

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While onemorepecker's posts may not be popular, I think it's important to have lots of different points of view on a good discussion board.  If you think the posts of his that are approved are inflammatory, you should see the ones I delete.  LOL.  Personally, I think this is one of the best boards on TER and I enjoy the spirited threads.  However, if you feel that strongly about the matter, you can always contact Staff and get an official ruling.  Wishing everyone a Happy 4th of July!!!  Sedagive.

Hey Sed, thanks for being objective, and keep up the outstanding work... Happy 4th of July to you as well.

To the rest of you: Lighten up a bit will you! Happy 4th of July to you all also.

Pecker

and look at what happened.
ROFL

For those of you who might be interested, I have had the pleasure of a session with "MistressM" (back in her milk-delivery days--LOL).  Fabulous stuff.  Really.  Highly recommended.  Very sensual (or strict--your choice).

We've had probs hookin' up again, but who knows?  Maybe this time?

BTW, ain't this whole "why pay money for something I can do myself" thing kinda like a tv show you don't like?  Shouldn't you just flip the switch/ignore the show, etc., and go about your life without attempting to denegrate thosw who produce the show?  Jeepers!

Cheerio.

Keep up the Good Work and just ignore onemorepecker. he just gets a rise out of pissing people off. If you just leave him alone he will just leave.
            The Guru

is why when a provider speaks her mind in disagreement over another posters comments here it is often assumed she is pissed off, taking it personally, or insecure for some reason and is seeking validation? Given the fact that we routinely deal with all types of assclowns like Mr. Pecker and that women in general are given to discussing things in depth and expressing themselves more often than men, assuming that a post such as Mistress M's is motivated by personal offends and excessive emotion is hugely assumptive and indicative of the self absorbed perspective of peckerhead the delusional. Believe it or not it takes a very short time before the assclowns and idiots we encountered are as disturbing to us as a broken fingernail or static cling. In fact gum on my shoe causes me and I'll bet mistress M far more concern than the petty, redundant and humorously challenged comments of  onemorepecker's.
Responding to guys like pecker actually provides a valuable service to the newbies and other providers. It would be an unfair representation of the community as a whole if the more articulate providers didn't take the time out of their busy schedules to check the bigger idiots that post such intellectually retarded and egocentric gems like onemorepecker. It also give the real men of the board a chance to show that there are many very nice hobbyist here and in the ensuing repartee peckers posts create the new providers will be able to see that for themselves.

Peckerhead has no respect for sex workers and admits it. He thinks his perceived witticisms are valid contributions and tosses around his judgements as if he is somehow superior to the providers that he actively seeks out and indeed most of the men on the board.
I realize there are many men here that have little respect for providers as it is reflected in their reviews and postings. Unfortunately their tendency to express their POV more frequently than the other and far more numerous respectful and decent hobbyists that come here makes things appear to be as they are not. I have found trashing creeps such as OMP to not only be effective in keeping his ilk from wasting my time, it increases bookings and contact with gentlemen who are intellectually evolved, emotionally mature, and sexually secure...in other words the type of men I like to meet. onemorepecker is just that, one more amongst many who fail to stand out in anyway other than by being an angry jerk until he receives the attention he craves so much that even a negative form of it will do. It's cheaper than therapy and probably more rewarding to him than what he experiences in the real world. He also provides an opportunity for those who can't stand his opinions and overall crappy attitude a chance to speak their minds. It just goes to show that even a waste of sperm like the pecker head can be a benefit to some degree in an open discussion forum such as this. Indeed it may be the only place where he benefits anyone or anything at all. So cheers to you pecker head and your unchecked cock holster. Without your flatulence fabulous posts such as mistress M's might never occur.