After a dreamy date that included all I could eat sessions and unlimited portions with a juicy lady, I was driving home when I scratched my nose.  There seemed to be a crust at the tip and around the opening of both nostrils yet I didn't have a head cold.  A small piece fell loose.  I examined its opaque, white texture, then tasted it.  Delicious!!  It was some dehydrated pussy nectar, sweet and refreshing as horchata, yummmm.
What post-date treasures have surprised you?

If you're telling me it tastes like pussy, I'm willing to try it again with an open mind.