I hope you're not sending my ideal provider one piece at a time (lol).

Although what you sent me should keep me busy for awhile. When Fortitude gives me lessons should I tell him I used it!!

Now, I thought Fortitude said you'd practice using that but that you'd do your trial run LIVE with me??
LOL

...I had the first review of a Hobbyist (Fortitude) sent to me via email from one of his vegas trips.

I think you had better make sure your ceiling is padded. He tends to make the ladies bounce off of it. He's like the John Holmes of oral stimulation.

So thanks for the toy.

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..and it won't be long before I find out..
Hmm...I think I like this 'reviewing the Hobbyist' thing..Ladies, stay tuned..

Can you imagine.

[Me calling Sedona's answering maching]

1way: Ya, hi Sedona, this is 1way from TER. I just read your review of me. I need talk to you about a few things. First of all my penis is 6 1/4" long, not 5 3/4" as you said. Also, the room was very hot and that a direct effect on my performance, so could you please change the review or mention that in it (the review), please? I really don't like the comparison of my oral skills vs. that of another Hobbyist's. OK, so work on it and let me know how it's coming out. Thanks, love ya babe, 1way

Well, then I could always make you go for Part Deux! There's always room for 'do overs'!
LOL!