Please, trim nails short. Long or sharp nails do not feel good in certain places, if you know what I mean
Posted By: JessicaSweden
...for a date?
Well, I have a few favorites on my wish list.
1. Be clean. Or get clean. I have towels and everything needed to get fresh.
Bad (real) examples: Some clients say; I just took a shower, and when I ask when... they say yesterday...but I did not sweat much at the office
Or how about this one...I will take a shower after
(I wonder how that would fly, if I said the same?)
A lot of people seems to think the only clean area needed is the tip of their penis. So you give them a towel and the only thing that is wet and clean is the tip of the penis. The balls is sweaty and the arm pits too. Then I do not even want to describe how the behind smells. So for those who has no clue. Use the soap in the entire area down stairs. Plus all over preferably. Especially armpits.
2. Plan your arrival time so you are not late.
Bad (real) examples:
I got people being 1h late for 30 min appointments. Then I just give up...do something else more productive...
3. Please do not cancel or change arrival time.
Bad (real) examples:
I think the worse bad excuse for canceling is "my mom just died". When you know they would not text me and say that...just focus on their mom...There are as many bad excuses as bad clients it seems like. They can be very creative....
4. Stick to my rates.
Bad (real) examples:
Besides from low balling I had many different alternatives offered to me instead of my actual rate (which is not extremely high by the way).
It seems like the lower the rates my been the more odd suggestions of payments has been offered to me.
I have had people arrive with broken laptops, fake printed money, missing bills, lower amounts than agreed on. I had suggestions of trades such as car wash, real wood (not just the wood that most people have...lol), carpet cleaning, fake purses, fake sun glasses, perfume (I´m allergic), drugs (which I find no use of and never will), stolen goods, gift card etc etc
The list is endless!!
5. Minimal texting.
Bad (real) examples:
I had people probably thousands of people sexting me and just wanted to send their penis pictures and their own sex videos. My phone has clogged up through out the years to the point where my phone freezes up and wont work due to all the pix and videos. It is amazing how much extra time people imagining we have...
6. Focus on connection and not list of services,
Connection is a wonderful thing. I want to see that we click and have a comfortable wonderful time together. So when you ask what kind of menu I have, you can expect my reply to be something like this...I am not a restaurant. But if I was then I would be a buffet!!
A Swedish Smörgåsbord!
I look forward to all the fantastic men I have met through out the years. It has been mostly good. For the rest of you take some notes from the suggestions from my wish list! I know you are capable to improve yourselves.
xo Jessica