My wife is out of town for the week of December 5 and I've been thinking about what kind of fun I could have. But this holiday season, I decided it's at least as good to give as to recieve, so I thought I'd offer my spare room to an appreciative young lady as her incall location for the day or evening. It's an off the wall idea, but I thought I'd offer and see what came of it. Let me know if anyone's interested.
WIFE: Honey, I'm home. SPANK: Hi baby I missed you. WIFE: I saw the neighbors out in front and they said that they thought we moved. SPANK: Why would they say that? WIFE: Because they saw so many different couples come in and out of our place they thought we were having an Open House. SPANK: ummmm, ahhhhh, errrrrr, ahhhhhh WIFE: They said that sometimes the couple would come in, stay for about an hour, but only the guy would leave first with the woman following him out about 15 minutes after. Now, why would they be doing that? SPANK: ummmmmm, errrrr, ahhhhhhh, daaaaaaaa WIFE: Let me go put my bags down in the bedroom and we can talk more about this. SPANK: Ummmm, okay WIFE: Honey, why are there so many condom wrappers in the trash can. SPANK: Ummmm, errrrrr, ahhhhh, I was just leaving.
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