I really need a one of these.

Nice.  It’s too bad all that red hair makes it hard to see her puffies.

As always, I bow to your greatness

She's like Tori Amos meets Gwyneth Paltrow.  While I also regret not seeing more of her lovely little perkies, you just know anytime you roll out that red carpet for me, I am a happy man.

May angels visit you in your sleep and leave you drained.

How do you know she's a natural?