Maybe it's all the smoke in the air, but this latest "publicly funded" ad struck me as kinda funny:
a.  "Take the rest of the afternoon off"....yeah, overnight too!
b.  "but firm where it counts"....I'll bet!

Can't you just picture Officer Fife, boredom creeping in after months of feeble attempts - and FINALLY, that 2 watt light bulb of creativity shows a glimmer of light...."THIS time, I'll be ironic". Bet he's gotten LOTS of laughs from the boys.

How much you figure WE have invested into this crap? Wouldn't be surprised if SDPD now has full-time computer wienies just to steal photos and set up new web ads.  Oh well, maybe the city really DOES feel safer.

The ad states"what you see is what you will get." Did you notice that she has her hands behind her back. LOL

Thank you Senore Rugburn.  It is good to pull these chicas up once in awhile to keep things updated.  It really helps a newbie like myself Amigo.  I have noticed that many of these STINKING BADGES ads will never have thier fees.  They usually suggest to
"call or e-mail" to DISCUSS the "rate$ and service$.  Pinchi Puercos!

http://www.geocities.com/nostinkingbadges2000/BadgesBandito.html?1066816179090

I wrote about this scam about a monh ago. At that time she asked me what type of sex I was looking for. I felt that it was an LE trap. I would stay clear of this one!

I've been reading all your reviews and this was good to me.  I'm a newbie and I email her last night and she email back this morning.  What should I do?  I need some help guys.

Their ads may not list fees, but their phony reviews are usually too good to be true, listing "GFE, 2-250" etc. And yes, of COURSE they want you to call or email - one phone call and they'll know who you are (unless you buy a "disposable" cel!!)  Remember, they will tape EVERY call - and you can count on any statements by you (which might prove your innocence) will not be available later as evidence (static I guess?)  During the phone call, "la puerca" will push VERY hard to get you to agree to something, ANYTHING illegal.  This is a good sign of "bacon", few providers are stupid enough to go into explicit verbal detail, on the phone OR in person.

(Email isn't always safe either, only a few encrypted sites like "Ziplip.com".  Hotmail, Yahoo, Cox....ALL can be traced to the sender's computer very easily - even by "los puerquitos".  While it's true, they aren't very smart - we have to remember this IS a full time job for them, AND - they have virtually unlimited resources - our tax dollars.

Be careful hermanos, remember - it's NOT paranoia when they really ARE out to "get you"!!

I notice that more and more of you guys (or is it them?) are asking for minute details about possible senerios and outcomes of a possible get together? this intrusive and what I consider to be rude, obnoxious and insensitive behaviour just shouldn't be a part of any conversation we have with one another, asking things that should already be understood well before even the initial telephone call leaves me disconcerted and parinoid, and I don't dig it when I feel that way, so, can you think first before asking any blatently unacceptable inquiries into the nature of where you are going and where you want to go...I can assure you that you wont get even to first base with that introduction  (Just my opinion) * Many of you are and continue to interact via the telephone as a true gentleman should, I appreiciate all of you... this is only to remind you other guys out there to think about what your saying and how we providers feel on the other end of the telephone     Kayla.