Penis Nicknames:

Pennis the Menace,The Ramburglar,The Giving Tree,
Wrinklebeast,Acorn Andy,Johnny Come Early,Third Arm of Justice,The Zipper Ripper,Everybody Loves, the Nubbin,Lance Wyoming,Gertrude Frankenstein,Twinkie,The Exxon Valdenis,Tony the Hustler,The Littlest Traffic Cop,Abdullah (the Tent Maker),Donald Pump,Admiral James T. Cock,
President Johnson,Kaptain Kielbasa,Old Drizzly,
Federal Love Project,Chief of Staff,Pope John Pole III,Thor's Hammer,King Leer,Schtuppopolis,The Molten Mushroom,The Powerprawn,Scepter of Sordidness,Horseman of the Ahumpalypse,Regurgitator of Rejuvenation,E.T.'s Stinkfinger,Niagara Balls,Meat Maelstrom,Trembling Torpedo,King Ohyeah,Buster McThunderstick,Madeleine Albright,The Viscount of Veins,The New York Post,Winnie the Cock,The Sixth Beatle,The True Cross,The Fleshy Winnebago,
The Squinty Blowpop,The Slim Reaper,Jack Kerouwacker,The Naughtiest Cardinal,Master's Pincushion

female genitalia Nick names:
timex takes a lick and keep on ticking, My  ''''Treasure Box''''', My Kitty, my flower....



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I have lots of names for it....but will it ever listen? Nope, the thing has a mind of it's own!!!!

I like Delicate Flower....
The lips get so full and in bloom..

Buddy...my ATF gave him that name and it has stuck with me ever since...thank you Viv!!!