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Location:  Bank of San Luis Rey River
Other Location:  Dirty Blanket
Atmosphere:  Hot and Dusty, Odor similar to Ensenada fish market
Appearance:  Nice Taco, lots of salsa
Performance:  Reasonable considering duress
Cleanliness:  Moderate amount of fleas, ticks and lice
Fee:  Very Reasonable
Sex:  Yes without raincoat
BJ:   Yes without raincoat
CIM:  No, but saves for dressing on fish taco later
Twosome?:  Yes, combo platter comes with rice and beans
E-Mail address:  Are you kidding?
Contact Info:  Turn left on El Camino Real off 76, left into reeds at first opportunity, honk horn twice, pause, honk twice again
Would try again:  Maybe after test results come back