1.) What's your all-time favorite meal? (just one please) TACOS, CAUSE TACOS LOOK LIKE PUSSY!!
2.) What's your all-time favorite drink? MEZCAL, STRAIGHT UP & OUT OF THE BOTTLE!
3.) What's your favorite flower? PUSSY!! GOT GREAT PETALS & SMELLS GOOD, FOR THE MOST PART!
4) If you could be in any profession you wanted, studies and income aside, what would it be and why? CEO OF ROBERTO'S TACO STANDS. IF YOU CONTROL THE SUPPLY OF TACOS, THEN YOU CONTROL HALF OF THE WORLD SINCE ALL HOMBRES THINK WITH THIER DICKS AND THIER STOMACHS.
5) What's your favorite animal? QP'S BURRO, PEDRO, THE BLESSED ASS!
6) If you could go back to any time in history, which one would you pick and why? THE MEXICAN REVOLUTION, CAUSE IT WAS A WILD ASS TIME BACK THEN! LOTS OF NAKED CHICAS, LOTS OF BOOZE, LOYS OF HORSES AND LOTS OF GUNS WITH NO RULES!! AY CARUMBA!!
7) Do you believe in fate or free will? THERE IS NO FREE WILL OR FATE, ONLY "FREE MY WILLIE"!!
8) Who do you secretly have a crush on? JAI, OF COURSE, CAUSE SHE'S CHICA MUY BONITA! QP'S SAVING ALL OF HIS PESOS TO SEE JAI SOMEDAY.
9) Have you ever peed in the shower? ALL THE TIME, DOESN'T EVERYONE? QP ALSO PEES IN THE STREET WHEN QP'S VERY DRUNK, WHICH IS OFTEN!
10) Is all fair in love and war? QUE?? THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE & WAR IF YOU SPEAK OF THE "WAR" BETWEEN THE SEXES!
SO, TYLER, QP'S ANSWERED YOUR QUIZ. WHAT'S QP'S PRIZE? CAN QP COME SEE YOU AND RAVAGE YOU NOW??
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