We have had specials for just about everything else...how about tax day?
My thoughts exactly! Anybody offering?
Sorry pal, you're late:
Someone -- I think Suzanne, but I might remember wrong -- had been running a tax time special for the past couple of weeks.
You remember correctly.
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