SEV?

SEV??? WTF?

So in my search for what SEV stands for I came up with:

SEV = an Indian snack consisting of long, thin strands of gram flour, deep-fried and spiced.
SEV = systolic ejection volume
SEV = slang for 7-11 or any convenience store
SEV =  An acronym for Saggy Encrusted Vagina. A insult toward girls who are sluts.  
SEV = armenian word for the color black.  
SEV = State Equalized Value
SEV = plural, slang for amputees  
SEV = that bit of hair that sticks up in morning and wont go down no matter what  
SEV = An adjective to describe someone who has done something idiotic. Used in East Anglia in England, deriving from the Colchester (town) Severals Hospital for insane or mentally retarded people
SEV = Saccadic eye velocity
SEV = the nickname for RC-1207, a semi-psychotic clone commando that specializes in sniping and a member of the elite Delta Squad from the video game Star Wars: Republic Commando.  
SEV = Someone who is still living in the 1970's.
SEV = Seven Hundred block In East Oakland California  
SEV = Small Ejaculation Volume

None of these seem to fit this forum.  Anyone else wondering ?

you missed this one. ..

SEV....sizeable erection vacancy