Man.. things seem dry. A bunch of B girls and ripoffs. Nothing too enticing out there. The out of towners are too $ or drunk and high.

Am I missing someone?

I think you'd benefit from an AMP.  See reply above

Yeah, me!  

But, you'll have to wait until I can afford to get my sex change operation so that I can cash in like all the other high priced providers are doing out there.  But, don't expect a GFE because snuggling up with some hairy guy isn't my cup of tea.

Gee, I wonder if they can preserve my dick and sew it back on after I've made some $$$$$ in this business.  I don't think I could part with my special friend forever.