You know what I mean, the review that looks like an attempt to get a letter published in Penthouse?

They go something like this...(You fill in the blanks in this multiple choice review)...

She met me at the door wearing (a see-thru nightie, tight jeans and a spilling out of her top). I almost lost it there but she pulled me inside and rammed (her tongue down my throat, her hand down my pants).

Immediately I was hard as (a baseball bat, a brick, a piece of chewing gum stuck on a chair for a few months).

She led me to the couch where we sipped some (water, wine, kool-aid) and chatted for (10 seconds, 10 minutes), getting to know each other. It was like (old friends, long-lost lovers, strangers on a train).

Then she led me BCD where she invited me (to take off my clothes, to put the damn envelope down). She seemed surprised at (my size, my birthmark in the shape of a map of Arizona, my unbelievably huge c---).

She tore off her clothes and pulled me onto the bed and immediately took me (into her confidence, into her mouth) like a (wild, insatiable, pretty damn accommodating) woman.

I was surprised because most women can't handle my (large, huge, humongous) size. Did I mention that I'm (really huge, big in the tool department, god's gift to women)?

She said she wanted to drink it all down, but wasn't ready for that. I wanted to (practice the piano, take out the garbage, peak into her fridge, practice my ABC's) first. Besides, she was such a great conversationalist, I wanted to hear her take on (world politics, recent movies, favorite recipes).

Then we sauntered through the alphabet with BBBJ, DATY, CG, RCG, XYZ, ABC, FBI, CIA, OMG, to name a few, before I finally (exploded, burst, detonated) all over her (face, tits, ass, bedspread, kitchen table).

We cuddled for a minute and I was ready for action again. I'm usually only good for (two, three, four, five) cups, but I topped that easily.

I overstayed my time by two hours, but she was so grateful that I stopped by and so happy that I chose to spend time with her, she didn't say a word. I left her a nice $10 tip.

I definitely will repeat, but she doesn't answer my calls or emails. She must be out of town.

-- Modified on 3/7/2007 6:40:34 PM

The point is very clear and is very well written, thanks for sharing .....he is saying that some reviews are so over the top that they are worthless and just happen in the mind of the reviewer pure fantesy and BS....which then makes it hard for the next guy up to bat......it was just a fun post poking fun at some of the reviewers.......

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-- Modified on 3/7/2007 6:46:25 PM

-- Modified on 3/8/2007 6:38:11 AM

To each his own. Some are what I call brief, some read like a novel. Nothing new...
You take them for what there worth. If you don't have enough brains for that, then maybe you shouldnt be up to bat. Cmon.
So there is no real point. Just stating/ranting the obvious.(?)


-- Modified on 3/7/2007 6:53:45 PM

It's not like anyone was born yesterday.
Everyone here I hope are adult. It has to be somewhat obvious reviews aren't a science. Some are honest, some embellished, some are vague.
Some providers have offered benefits for better reviews. So how can you blame the review process or TER?
The number of profiles and reviews are in hundreds of thousands. You take it at face value. My guess is that is why they don't archive, so you can compare reviews.
The term YMMV always applies.
Then you have someone like Bella who is a listed rip off with 12+ , 10-3 reviews. But yet, guys are still seeing and reviewing her.
Who's reading or not reading these reviews?
All in all, I see it as a guideline. I think to expect some sort of perfection in hobbying or the review process is asking too much.
It's a fantasy world. In the real world it's best to believe half or what you read.
Why carry a higher expectation here? Seems pretty common sense YMMV and you use your own judgement.
All in all with it's imperfection TER has helped hobbyist out in the long run. I still find it a helpful tool



-- Modified on 3/7/2007 7:59:57 PM

yeah, you missed the joke. it was all in fun and supposed to be funny. it was not a complaint.

Are people so uptight and defensive that they think a joke is an attack? Or maybe I'm just not as humorous as I think I am. That's probably it! lol

Methinks some people take themselves too seriously

oops. i hit post by mistake

-- Modified on 3/8/2007 12:17:41 AM

LOL.
I always enjoy it in TJ hearing guys say "yeah, she took me to the hotel room, we went at it, and she didn't even charge me."  The "god's gift to women" line reminded me of that.  

This way they can continue to insist "I've never paid for it.  I would never HAVE to."

Anyway, cute post.  Also reminded me of "Mad Libs" which my daughter loves to fill in all the words with "fart" and "vagina", and reads it out loud till she's laughing so hard she can hardly breathe.  But I digress.

I agree... Thought it was funny, and something different for a change...

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This link takes you to 2 providers Sarah and Bambi the location is .. My Car

the link below is a review of Sarah which is just something else!


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