After getting completely denigrated in a review by  nankerpheldge, an obliterated drunk date, who would not comply with on simple request “do not put your finger in my ass”, I have decided that I will be changing the way I make dates considerably.
If you’re one of the guys I’ve been seeing already, feel free to contact me.  With the exception of this one guy, all of my experiences dating have been great, and I’ve been having a great time.
If  I’ve yet to meet you, I would be glad to consider a date with you, however you must contact me via TER pm, and provide me with screening details same as usual. (No references, work contact a must.)
I will no longer consider one hour dates.  My date with the drunk was a one hour consideration, contrary to his note that he made a considerable contribution, this was not the case.  He’s lucky I didn’t kick him through the window of his third floor hotel room and onto the pavement below after trying to insert his finger into my rectum on the fifth, and I told him this.
Of course, when one is plastered, things obviously become muddled, and it is obvious he doesn’t even recall what occurred in his hotel room that night.
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Unfortunately with  he had his mind on one thing and he didn’t take my “NO” for a “NO”.  
In all this time of dating it has never crossed my mind to be a thief, yet this guy had a wad of cash laying on the desk and I came VERY close to taking a benjamin for every time he pushed his finger in my ass after the first time I told him that wasn’t ok with me.
NOW THAT would have been expensive.
Instead, I stayed and after the FIFTH time stopped the action, once again pointedly stating my one ground rule.. STAY away from my ass with your fingers or your mouth!!
He requested another way to play and I happily obliged the man, stayed the length of time I had promised and we parted ways.  His review of me is truly fantasy, although it is also clearly a drunken recollection.
Anyway, I’ve learned my lesson.  No dates less than 90 minutes.  No new dates unless through TER for the time being.  (I want to read what types of reviews you’ve written in order to see if you and I will click.)
And for those of you that are going to complain about gifting suggestions.  Don’t.  I’m not a flake, I never cancel last minute and what you see is what you get.  If you want some submissive that’s going to let you do whatever you want before I feel ready, move on.
I demand a respectful man that enjoys relaxing and enjoying the moment entirely.  That means a smile on both of our faces.
For now my advertisement is not up, but my reviews are there. As is my contact information for those of you that I already know.
Oh, and if you need to get drunk or stoned or otherwise altered to enjoy yourself, I’m not your girl.
Thanks for reading.
xoxo
Elise


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what goes around cums around.   A round of applause for nankerpheldge  speaking the truth .

So suppose we pass your new criteria (no dates less than 90 min, must contact thru TER, etc) and are lucky enough to get an appointment with you. But then perhaps you don't meet our expectations and we post what we feel is an honest review but then one that you don't necessarily agree with, will you still come on here and trash the reviewer? If you are only accepting clients that post glowing reviews and weed out the ones that weren't pleased with the services provided, then you'll just end up with a bunch of fakes. I already feel that too many reviewers are being intimidated into saying only nice things or nothing at all otherwise they won't be able to get a date.

Quote - "Don’t.  I’m not a flake, I never cancel last minute ".

Ask Horndoggy.  In Elise's book, probably another drunk.  Here's his thread about a last minute cancellation and there have been plently of others.
http://theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=25643&boardID=7&page=

I don't get it that how Elise can post an sexually explicit account on the National Board of the last time she lay on her back and masturbated, every small detail of each second of the moaning, writhing, squirting that went on, and then do an about-face and start, yell/scream/choving her criteria/guidelines down a hobbyist throat, including the stuff about some guy having the nerve to insult her by saying something she decides is too sexually explicit.  Can anyone explain whats going on here?

The bottom line  is why would any hobbyist subject himself to Elise's guidelines/screening methods/endless rules when they could just as well schedule an appointment with any one  of the many fine ladies available who do screen, but wouldn't think of dishing out what guys have to put up with from Elise.

I think my record stands for itself.  I have another 6-6 review and that was fine with me.  The guy was respectful during the date and his opinion was fine.  Heck, he even asked me for another date!
What upset me about the other review was that the guy was drunk, the entire date upset me so much that I had to call two friends as I was leaving because I was totally freaked out. I had threatened to kick the guy through the window because I had said "NO" to him so many times about his finger in my ass, which, by the way he was trying to stick back into my pussy.
Then the guy writes this review that is NOT at all what happened in the room.  He tries to write that I was too expensive $$$$ but he gifted at HALF that amount. Nevermind he tried to say he was only going to give me $ because I wouldn't go along with what he wanted.
Now when I say this guy was drunk, HE WAS PLASTERED.  There is obviously no way he could have recalled what had happened in the room.  I should have left, My BAD.
I hope to goodness that I don't intimidate people not to write reviews about me.  Indeed, I begged the first guy that gave me a 7 in looks to please NOT give me the 8 or 9 that people had been giving me because I didn't think that was representative.
I hope to heaven I've earned the other numbers, looks, I agree, because I had gained some weight, that I was a 6-7 or maybe even a 5 if you don't like big girls... You've seen me write, don't come see me if you don't like big girls....
Doesn't mean I don't intend to please and be pleased.
As far as wanting to see a guys reviews, it isn't to make sure he writes stellar ones, it's to see what he wants to DO to a girl.  If he wants to RIM or be RIMMED, NO THANKS!! If he needs to have a finger jammed up his ass or vice versa, NO THANKS.
I'll admit, there are guys that after many dates, I'll go on exploratory sessions in order to up the fun quotient, but not on the first date.
And as far as ANAL, NONE of the guys that reviewed me went there.  I hate that it is in my profile, but because someone wrote it, it stays.
I have been there, but that was with a guy I dated a TON of times for mostly three hour sessions and those sessions happend to be in jacuzzi suites.
So... anyway, You know I'm not a flake, I would never cancel last minute and never have cancelled last minute, although I would if someone compromised me and did ONE TIME the day BEFORE when a guy used language that was inappropriate in an email.
I really do hope nobody feels intimidated about reviewing me.  I mostly think that the guys that I date don't want their business out there.  Many don't even know about TER, although I try to tell them about it so they don't get ripped off.
Thanks, Derek for letting me expound on why I'd want to see reviews and go back to my 1-1/2 hour minimum that had worked so well for all of my serial dating career.  It's a VERY good screening tactic for me and I should have NEVER gone to hour dates.  Big Mistake to lower gifting expectations and to expect that I'd be comfortable with merely an hour long period to relax with someone.  MY BAD.
Thanks Again, Derek.
xoxo
Elise

You'll note that each dildo I used In my true story about my masturbation had a condom on it.  I'm a very clean lady.
The drunk ass wasn't so clean which was my entire point.
Whoever you are hiding behind an alias, You can't spell, you seem less than bright since you  made no point whatsoever other than that I'm careful and cautious and CLEAN.  We already know that about me.  
I've often said,  if you don't want to deal with my screening, just move on to one of the girls that doesn't screen, there are plenty of them out there.
And next time LINK the post you're referring to.
So we know what you're talking about and it will be obvious that you've proven MY point, not the point of the drunk that reviewed me.
Elise

Until this post clarifying her rules I thought that greek was possible. I did note with chagrin that the reviews I read no one ever went there but I figured perhaps I read the wrong ones.  There needs to be a way for the ladies to modify their profile (or create a second one). There should be a few more fields added as well.  Clearly this lack of info is annoying to providers who get asked about things they don't like - and it's dissappointing to gents who get their hopes up and artificially deflates review ratings.

And by the way Elise, you don't seem to be coming across as elegant.

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OK, the blackballing has now scared me, so here I am posting what I feel is a perfectly reasonable comment, under an alias...

Consider the econs, Elise.  I am not Nelson Rockefeller.  I like to pay between 250 and 350, of course I'll pay more, but paying might cramp what i do for the rest of the week.  

With an hour and a half min, that means 400, plus 80 or 100 for the room, close to 5 F's.  I imagine you're worth it, but some of us just can't justify that much.  

Just a balloon, Elise, we're not ALL bad.  And it sounds like Nankerflege or whatever his name was could have easily afforded the 5, so you wouldn't have filtered HIM out anyway, right?  

I mean no disrespect, and it's sad that I feel intimidated into putting this under an alias.

to be Elegant when I make posts to people that are lying idiots....
Thanks for pointing out the link didn't work.. It was a sinmple past and copy...?  I may have to call on the linkmeister.
xo
Elise

-- Modified on 4/16/2005 4:23:52 PM

I thought this handle to be cute and borrowed it with some variation. If it provides any explanation to you, others would prefer to remain annonomous in order to avoid your PMs. you come across as Manic.

Of late you knowing decided to entertain a "plastered-drunk". You got pissed off because you didn't care for his stupid actions and not paying attention to your objections. You thought about kicking him through the window and stealing his money because, you thought he owed it to you for his ungentlemanly behavior. You were However, gratious enough not to steal the drunk's money and decided not to kick him through the window.

Now, it is understood from your rants and dictates on the board for the last couple years, that you seem to be in your own reality. but, can you not understand how making posts like these do more harm to you than good?

For one that carries herself in such high esteem, how could you continue on with with a drunk (retorical)? Let alone announce your thought out intentions to perpetrate on this idiot (drunk).

What do you think you sound like! What you may or may not know is others (ladies) who know you, advise to stay away from you because you are crazy. Removing your website may not have served you well because it may eliminate those who know nothing about fro stubbling across your website.

Rant on so others may know you mad!

Opinion from a TER Member: You are persona non grata.

Not all ladies screen, so their references don't really mean anything, then, do they.
As far as me writing abusive emails to you, please forward them to me and you'll get a public apology.  I only recall one, which was something in the vein of "what do you have against me?"  But my memory could have slipped up, so please do let me know what abuse I heaped on you.
On the references, back at that time, I thought the protocol was for the guy to let the person they were getting the reference from to know ahead of time that they were going to get the reference, which is why I asked Jacksonlips to email you.  A: it forgoes embarrassment should you have forgotten said client and B: it ensures that you have permission to divulge the clients name to another person
I thought that I was being courteous and discrete.
I'm very sorry that you saw this as some kind of "your highness" move... although I suspect that you already had some notion about me prior to that.
As far as me making Jacksonlips give me a bunch of other names, he had already given me a bunch of names, and I picked YOU out of the names for a reference.  Why would he have given me names since based on your badmouthing me he decided not to have a session with me?  And yes, he will go with that story, along with the fact that he told the general board since I won't drink when I am at a session he thought it wouldn't be a good session. HUH.  (maybe I dodged a bullet after all)
In any case, if there is something that I have done to you, besides these alledged abusive letters that I expect you will be forwarding to me so that I can see for myself what a bad person I was at the time (and I don't deny I can be rather abrupt when I am totally shocked at a person's behavior and don't understand it, so bring them on) PLEASE let me know whatever it is that has made you dislike me so very much.  
Now, if you just don't like me because I'm me, fine.  I'm quite used to that and no problem there. (I still like you so don't worry about that.) But PLEASE, if I have don't something so ugly as to warrant your hatred of me, let me know.. I do like to make things right, especially with women.  I just really don't like when women are against each other for no good reason.
Elise [email protected]

I wish there was a way for me to get that part of the profile down but my requests to staff have gone unheeded.  Oh well.  What's a girl to do?  Of course, now that I'm thinking about it, I guess there were a couple of others, but again, none of them reviewed me... again, YMMV I've gotta be TOTALLY revved up! (It takes TIME!)
That's life.
xoxo
Elise

Elise,

Now don't you wish that you hadn't said anything in the first place. Your rant has created more negative publicity for you than if you had just ignored that poor fellow's review in the first place.

That's okay! Enough read it anyway,

(no alias) Wow!  This is an incredible thread!  I don't know this provider, but there's no waqy, under any condition, at anytime, any where, any way that I would now consider visting her!  I'm sure she'll flame me for my apparent lack of good taste, disrespect, and inability to ever meet her standards (without knowing anything about me).  She apparently has now screwed up big time with the hobbyist community in San Diego!

Where's SelfDestruct guy? This is spinning out of control. We need therapy!!!

The board has always been and will always be a way to filter out the people I don't want to see, Derek.  You call it a rant, I call it SCREENING.
xo
Elise

Thanks for all of the PM's and emails from my FRIENDS, and yes, I have many of them.  My reviews speak for themselves.  I agree I made a mistake staying in the room of a drunk, but sometimes, when I'm in person with someone I try too hard to be an elegant person rather than just seeing the situation for what it is.
I have a competitive need to please in person. Mea Culpa.
As far as being persona non grata, I'm certainly no rip off, no flake, and I understand completely why a it's possible that girls that are that way, or girls that HAVE to get your money would speak meanly about me (nobody here on the girl side knows me in person besides a girl that has a nasty heroin habit, an alcoholic girl with bipolar disorder herself,  and dear San Diego Jenni) so go ahead, listen to the gossip.
I really only deal with gentlemen who are above and beyond that and their gentlemanly friends.
And since I only date at the most 4 times a month (ok one month I dated 6 times) I'm not concerned about anything anybody writes here.
The guys that know me call me and write me more often than I can possibly keep up with already.
Seems like nobody's losing out on either end.
Win-win. I don't honestly think I lost out on anyone that was thinking of seeing me.
As far as ruining the community. PULEEZE. LOL Too funny.
So you keep on seeing the ladies that have no screening criteria and are in your price range and I'll keep seeing the gentleman that I've been seeing.
There are plenty of gorgeous gals that come to town and many many beautiful girls to play with here, so really, there is no reason to worry about little old me.
To those of you that have PM'd me in the last week, I'm on a little school/work/family hiatus and I'll be verifying, answering mails more in depth in about two weeks or so.
And for those that wrote to offer me support, You're gems. No need to worry about the Elise haters and their varied theories. I find this extremely entertaining!
xoxo
Elise

The client in question might possibly have also tripped across the "greekelise" and assumed you provided that service.  It just occurred to me that handle could have been put there deliberately to put you in a bad position.  "GreekElise" is after all sort of the opposite of ElegantElise.  I do know that at least one of our vice detectives is that much of a hater.

-- Modified on 4/18/2005 4:23:09 PM

I find it funny that there is one guy that is always on yours and Jenni's ass like a little mongrel nipping at the mailman's legs.  All this while saying how good of a friend he is!?

for him persisting 5 times, no matter what the expectation or assumption was.
On the first "no" he should have stopped.
On the second "no" she should have ended it.

-- Modified on 4/18/2005 10:41:28 PM