San Diego
When over 30 mins into the appt. you realize you both still have you clothes on and she has not touched you yet.
When you are the one trying to move things along by leaning over to her and she responds by giving you a peck on the cheek like your sister 
When you wished you had paid more attention to the part of reviews where the others have said she is such a great conversationalist.
When you realize that your time would have been better spent staying at home and finishing your taxes!
When she finally does go down on you in less than 5 minutes she says her throat is getting sore and your only packing 6 inches
When the same thing happens after banging her for less than 10.
When you try to go down for DATY and she gives you the look of shock and Awe but it does not matter anyway as she has greased her self up so much that your face just slides right off the landing strip.
When she tells you that your such a stud while comparing you to her 80 yr old sugar daddy
When a girl who has been with probably hundreds of guys has to keep asking you how things should be done.
When you do suggest how about Russian she says she has no view on politics
When you realize she is so into herself that she automatically thinks you will be coming back to see her again and even suggests you should see her and one of her quote non professional girl friends who you assume is unemployed and wants in on the gravy train!
When at the end you tell her sarcastically that you think her donations are really fair and she takes you seriously!
When after you leave you realize that the best thing to come out of this is that you still have plenty of energy left to work out your frustrations in the gym and at least you do not have to agonize over whether you should recommend her or not!
Anything I missed?
Boooooo!
I'm sorry your session didn't go well.
Always be the boss! Get your needs met you are the customer and it's your dime.
One small point from the peanut gallery: I have lots of friends who enjoy spending half an hour or longer of our time chatting and laughing and smooching. Then we have a vey heated passionate ending.
Don't worry. I'm sure your next encounter will block this one out. 
When you are the one trying to move things along by leaning over to her and she responds by giving you a peck on the cheek like your sister
When you wished you had paid more attention to the part of reviews where the others have said she is such a great conversationalist.
When you realize that your time would have been better spent staying at home and finishing your taxes!
When she finally does go down on you in less than 5 minutes she says her throat is getting sore and your only packing 6 inches
When the same thing happens after banging her for less than 10.
When you try to go down for DATY and she gives you the look of shock and Awe but it does not matter anyway as she has greased her self up so much that your face just slides right off the landing strip.
When she tells you that your such a stud while comparing you to her 80 yr old sugar daddy
When a girl who has been with probably hundreds of guys has to keep asking you how things should be done.
When you do suggest how about Russian she says she has no view on politics
When you realize she is so into herself that she automatically thinks you will be coming back to see her again and even suggests you should see her and one of her quote non professional girl friends who you assume is unemployed and wants in on the gravy train!
When at the end you tell her sarcastically that you think her donations are really fair and she takes you seriously!
When after you leave you realize that the best thing to come out of this is that you still have plenty of energy left to work out your frustrations in the gym and at least you do not have to agonize over whether you should recommend her or not!
Anything I missed?
When you are the one trying to move things along by leaning over to her and she responds by giving you a peck on the cheek like your sister
When you wished you had paid more attention to the part of reviews where the others have said she is such a great conversationalist.
When you realize that your time would have been better spent staying at home and finishing your taxes!
When she finally does go down on you in less than 5 minutes she says her throat is getting sore and your only packing 6 inches
When the same thing happens after banging her for less than 10.
When you try to go down for DATY and she gives you the look of shock and Awe but it does not matter anyway as she has greased her self up so much that your face just slides right off the landing strip.
When she tells you that your such a stud while comparing you to her 80 yr old sugar daddy
When a girl who has been with probably hundreds of guys has to keep asking you how things should be done.
When you do suggest how about Russian she says she has no view on politics
When you realize she is so into herself that she automatically thinks you will be coming back to see her again and even suggests you should see her and one of her quote non professional girl friends who you assume is unemployed and wants in on the gravy train!
When at the end you tell her sarcastically that you think her donations are really fair and she takes you seriously!
When after you leave you realize that the best thing to come out of this is that you still have plenty of energy left to work out your frustrations in the gym and at least you do not have to agonize over whether you should recommend her or not!
Anything I missed?
I have a something is going in someone's mouth soon rule! No clothes required!
What is the preferred timing for conversation in a apt???