Okay, so I have an overactive imagination.

I've never been real comfortable with the idea of rating, tho I see it is important to the board.  But some of these guys that give the bad ratings to providers with really good reps, I wonder if there should be a place where providers rate the guys.  We're always doing the "she wasn't very cute, and wasn't very excited" thing.  I'd love to see some place where you could read "he was fat and rude, and smelled like sweat, cigarettes and beer at 10 in the morning."

Seems like the providers being able to exchange notes would make their lives that much more pleasant.

Maybe hobbyists should have websites too, with pics of themselves at the computer keyboard, and their shirts off.  Then the providers can establish a price based on the hotness of the guy.  That would be pretty fun.

Like I said, overactive imagination...

How about also posting the hobbiest picture on a billboard.  That way even people without internet access could see them.

I think the La Mesa police dept did that for a while...

By the way, I'm just bullshitting around.  It is a weird double standard though.  Men can be rude fat old slobs, and hot women are supposed to be really into fucking them.  Here, and in married life.  A really hot blonde friend was telling me about the guy she was about to marry.  "God he's so damn boring.  But he makes a good living.  I guess he's a good catch."  Now she's a raging alcoholic.  I wonder if the guys realize how hard the women have to squeeze their eyes shut when they're fucking them.  I guess we're paying though, so that's the deal.  Fictionally speaking of course.  And believe me, I am grateful.  Don't think I could pull a 20 year old otherwise.

Hobbying is definitely the most honest transaction though.  Maybe gold-digging marriage should be illegal.

I for one would love to write a review on each man that gives me a bad review, I know my fellow friends who are providers would also like to review these guys that write them bad reviews.  Sometimes I'm sure we are to old and fat for some, but why didn't you take your money and run if that were the case. I figure around 95-98% of my clients don't write reviews and I'm usually under the impression that they leave happy?  At least I hope so, I don't want to spend my money on something  that leaves me feeling bad, and whether I 'connect' or not with them, I hope I have satisifyed their needs and they don't feel used when they leave me. I know of 3 particular reviews that I have that were all done by men who came and stayed long over what they were paying for and all came at least 3 times?  Now them I will definetly refer to as 'PIGS'. Sorry, but to write such crappy reviews and not let me vent that you either left me $$ short or stayed for 2-3 hrs., of course only leaving $ for 1 hr., and probably weren't my idea of great date either. I'm sure I'm going to get a lot of shit for writting this, but, I do try to have a good attitude and I've changed from my former 'low-run down hotel' to a upscale beautiful condo in UTC.  By the way, that former, 'low-run down hotel used to cost me plenty and was a block from the ocean in La Jolla, so how does that really qualify as a 'low run down hotel'?  I mean it probably cost more than those reviewer's homes that said such.  It sure as heck wasn't Motel 6 in El Cajon? This is only a fraction of what it's like to get reviewed on this, most of us do really try to provide a good session, and most of the time it's worth it, I have some of the best client's/friends anyone could ask for, and that includes Mr. ISCOTT, thanks for being so wonderful, I had such a good time with you. Kristi(formerly of Sports Arena, now in Huntington Beach)

Couldn't agree more about the marriage.  And I saw your wit/sarcasim and was adding to it about the billboard.  This board needs a little more humor - there seems to be a lot of people wound pretty tight.

MAN YOU'RE EVEN MORE SHALLOW THAN I FIRST THOUGHT.

DO YOU STILL USE OXY 10?

Me thinks you need to get laid a bit more, you've got a major case of TSB (that would be Toxic Sperm Buildup).

But it is pretty funny reading your posts.

Glad to see you posting, K.  Thanks so much for your friendship and hot monkey love.  And yes, your UTC place rocks!  I really do want to get a bunch of friends over so you can kick our ass at pool.  I have visions of doing doubles with you and Babydoll, but each of you separately is all I can handle.  I don't know what I'd do with both.  I'm not 20 any more.

But definitely, I think you (providers) should feel free to vent.  It's also pretty entertaining to hear about the cheap rude idiots.  Bring it on girlfriend!

... the dynamic of the situation in one short sentence.  When WOMEN start paying to get laid (that is, never), then the double standard will be over.  One of my favorite philosophers, Anneke, once responded to a guy who sent an indignant post to the effect that he'd never paid to get laid: "Sonny, you just THINK you haven't."  That about says it.