Can you imagine getting caught masturbating with a melted Snickers bar in the ladies bathroom at Walmart in El Cajon?

but now thanks to you and that horrible visual, I can

Is this a reference to some poor unfortunate caught in the act and dutifully reported by our lame-ass media who have nothing better to do?

No, I can't. But I can imagine being at Macy's in the swimwear section having your lady friend trying out some bikini's and sending you video clips from the dressing room. Having your own private fashion show, yes I can imagine that.

Hmmm, now that's a good one.  
Hadn't imagined it before but I certainly am now