OK, look...(figuratively, not literally...) I'm just an average guy with an average penis...6 and a 1/2 by 5 inches. My doctor told me that's average and I believe him because he's my Dr. and Asian. These guys who post here saying that they feel average with 8 to 10 inchers are either modest, nearsighted or committing perjury. And all these tales of these mystical creatures that REALLY know how to put a squeeze on a guy...Well, if they're out there...I haven't found 'em. Every, EVERY provider I have spent time with has resulted in the same 'ol same 'ol proverbial baseball-bat-in-a-rain-barrel scenario ending in frustration and,(except for my initiating a three-way with my dear friend Rosie,)no crossing the finish line. (Incidentally...There are no such things as Kagel "muscles". Kagel EXCERSIZES are done by both woman and men alike to strengthen the Pubococcygeous,[...I think I came close with that one,] muscle and the muscles of the pelvic floor...)
Geeezzz...Maybe I should start requesting the use of a half dozen or more condoms to take up the slack.
Well, to all you guys with a small child's appendage for a love tool, go have your fun...Me? I'm gonna strap a 2x4 to my butt and go on in. Here's to the average guy...If I cum across the beauty with the Kung-Fu grip you'll be the first to hear about it...
Now, where's my flashlight........?

I know of at least one lady that has a "Kung-Fu" grip when she cums.  She also cums easily and often.  Not sure if that is what you were looking for.

I once had a girlfriend that was three inches taller than me but had the tightest pussy I have ever found.  It was actually more of a hassle than a pleasure.  The skin burns from being in such a tight place were incredible.  (yes that was in the days when I was exlclusive with her and didn't hobby).

Like you, I am "aveage" but the SO is so tight it is difficult to say the least, but very nice when it happens!!!
My ATF provider is just right!! No problems there! Don't need the 2X4 but still tight enough to make it happen. So, the ATF doesn't have the Kung Foo grip but OMG does she make it happen!!!
For more info on the (arguably) BEST provider contact me; hint: her name is Terra.
Don't need the flashlight
-Wizard-

Terra- been there- very very nice and the oral service is awesome too! gc

Just fill er’ up beforehand with some good quality clear silicone adhesive/sealant (obtain informed consent beforehand, of course).  You’ll find that will make her appear noticeably tighter, and if you keep it up long enough and don’t squirm around too much, you will have achieved a custom fit.  Then, once it has been allowed to set, see if you can pry the whole casting loose and you will have a custom made artificial p#$%y to take home with you!

Calls to mind the old tale:

There once was a girl named Sue
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
They’ll pay to get out again too!

Well, maybe your just such a hot guy your getting them too wet? LOL There actually are exercises, maybe it's not technicaly Kegal but, some of us have perfected the grip *wink*

Tiffany

Well, for me they are all tight, because I am HUGE!

no, you don't need a bigger one.  i could hardly fit those bigger, thicker ones in....  scary just to look at them!

find a girl who is into yoga, pilates, or ballet.  all my yoga, pilates and ballet gal pals and i have the same thoughts on those big thick ones:  owwwwchie!  overwhelming & nearly impossible to enjoy!  but my gal pals who aren't into yoga, etc...seem to like the bigger ones just fine.

or...another thought, maybe you have just spent too much time with rosie palm?  i knew a guy who was so used to it that nothing else could make him finish.  i even ruined myself with a vibrator for about two years cos i was nearly celibate!  NOTHING else worked so i had to retrain it.    that was fun.

enjoy and play safe!

This thread is right up your alley!

If my diameter was five inches, EVERY woman would be tight!

I can't believe no one caught this.  I am not trying to be a smart ass, people, but HELLO...it is kind of intrinsic to the subject matter, isn't it?  

Last I checked, a circumference of 5 inches yielded a diameter of 1.591549431 inches, give or take a few billionths.

No, no, no...  it is not a "diameter" dimension.  It is normally meaning the circumference or distance AROUND, not through.  For reference, a 5" measurement would mean about 1.6" diameter.  Got it??

and that is the truth. I took ballet for ten years while growing up and have been doing yoga ever since I stopped ballet. The posturing involved in all three of those disciplines keeps the internal stabilizers and pelvic floor muscles very toned thus keeping the coochie toned.
They tell us to do tons of kegel exercises while pregnant to help in child birth...my son came out looking like a cross between Mr. Peanut and a Picasso Portrait...perhaps I overdid it a bit.

P.S. they are called Kegel exercise too and are named after the Doctor who made them popular not the muscles they employ.

Just have her put some alum in that coochie.  That will cause that coochie to pucker right up and you will think that you have found a virgin honey pie.

Crimeny, who talks about their circumference?   Length and width are the usual measures of a penis that most women I have known have been interested in.  Freakin' math heads!

Not to mention coefficient of friction and angle of dangle.  Hardness is measurable using a variety of scales, including Brinell, Knoop, Mohs, Rockwell, Shore, and Vickers.

The attached link identifies a variety of hardness testers on the market, but none are a match for my favorite hardness tester!  Bwahahahaha

see link.  we won't blame your inadequacies if you did!

Actually, it sounds like most wives, not just mine. After you marry them, all your money gets suck into that little black hole between their legs!!

there is a variety of terms for hardness. Like, "ramrod stiff, rock hard, stone loaf, piped right, woodie, full attention, totally engaged, torpedos ahead, fully staffed, lead salami," and my favorite, "so hard it hurt!" Anyone know of any others??