Mattel recently announced the release of
> > Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the San Diego
> > California market:
> >
> > La Costa Barbie
> > This princess Barbie is only sold at the brand new La
> > Costa Forum. She comes with an assortment of Kate
> > Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named
> > Honey, and a cookie- cutter house. Available with or
> > without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold
> > only in conjunction with "augmented" version only.
> >
> > Rancho Bernardo Barbie
> > This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with
> > Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She
> > gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or
> > secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone
> > included. Headset sold separately.
> >
> > El Cajon Barbie
> > This recently paroled tattooed & nose pierced Barbie
> > comes with a 9mm handgun, a desert/river ready lifted
> > Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, and a methlab
> > kit. This model is only available after dark and can
> > only be paid for in cash, preferably in small,
> > untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop; then, we
> > don't know what you're talking about!
> >
> > Del Mar Barbie
> > This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW
> > convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own
> > Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club
> > membership. Also available for this set are Shallow
> > Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to
> > afford any of them.
> >
> > Lakeside/Santee Barbie
> > This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler
> > jeans, two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety
> > Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of
> > Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can
> > spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when
> > she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and
> > get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
> >
> > La Jolla Barbie
> > This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a
> > leopard-print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans
> > while entertaining friends at the beach house.
> > Percocet prescription available.
> >
> > La Mesa Barbie
> > This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair
> > of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel
> > from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Lemon
> > Grove Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise
> > acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through
> > halter top. Also available with a mobile home.
> >
> > Leucadia Barbie
> > This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long,
> > straight, brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no
> > makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers
> > that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need
> > a Ken doll, but you if purchase two Leucadia Barbie's
> > and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a coupon for a
> > free wheat-grass smoothie at any Whole Food's Market.
> >
> > National City Barbie
> > This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll.
> > Optional accessories include a GED and bus & trolley
> > pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available,
> > but are now very difficult to find since the addition
> > of the infant.
> >
> > Poway Barbie
> > She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is
> > because he's always away working.
> >
> > Chula Vista Barbie
> > This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984
> > Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby
> > Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The
> > optional Ken doll comes with a pick up truck loaded 10
> > feet high with mattresses. Green cards are not
> > available for Chula Vista Barbie or Ken.
> >
> > Hillcrest Barbie/Ken
> > This versatile doll can be easily converted from
> > Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the
> > multiple "snap-on" parts. Bonus: free rainbow flag
> > with proof of purchase sticker along with valuable
> > discount coupons to all "F" street bookstores.
