Me:  A Senior with a birthday coming up; have not posted reviews but have posts on the SD Discussion Board in 2004-05.

Looking for: a lady 30 yrs+ (or mature for her age), who enjoys BBBJ, and who is able to help me celebrate making it to another birthday by providing a special rate.  I am currently a VIP member, so I can receive PM's if a lady would rather communicate that way.

Dude,  please ... just don't...

sense of humor is not impressive, but your stamina may be.....27 reviews in a little over 3 months.  Were you visiting BALCO along with Barry Bonds???

27 reviews in 3 months... hmm, doesn't count the providers who didn't want to be reviewed... not to mention having to service my ex-wife once or twice a week.  Maybe I better stop in at Balco